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1.
Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Answer
Yes of course, because a house doesn't jump at all.

2.
A man ask a former "Sorry Sir, would you mind if i crossed your field instead of going around it? because i have to catch the 4.30 train".

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The Former reply"Sure,and if my bull sees you,you will even catch the 4.11 one".

3.
Doctor: "i have found a new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem".

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Patient:" Wao, How often do i have to take it?".
Doctor:"Every two hours after sleeping".

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